Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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