I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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