he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Boobs speak an international language.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Everclear isn't food dammit
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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