i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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