My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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