So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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