i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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