Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
