do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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