when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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