Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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