I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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