I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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