so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my sisters under your porch take her home
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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