There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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