I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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