come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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