Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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