talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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