YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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