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(314): View more from Missouri

Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(828): View more from North Carolina

You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face

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(361): View more from Texas

I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.

(614): View more from Ohio

That d should have definitely been an s.

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(716): View more from New York

He finger blasted me like an angel dude

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.

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