next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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