I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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