O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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