did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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