Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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