any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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