The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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