Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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