This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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