If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My vagina is officially offended.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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