pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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