Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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