forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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