found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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