They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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