we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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