: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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