Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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