He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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