And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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