How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize