Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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