It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can make out without kissing
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