Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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