My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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