Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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