I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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