ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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