Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
