Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
