This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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