the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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