no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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