: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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